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Crocodiles are not squirrels - Park Guests SUCK
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danceswthcobras
Crocodiles are not squirrels
Dear park guest,

Please note the rows of long, sharp, conical teeth on our crocodiles.  If you stop and think about it a moment, you will realize that they are not really well suited for eating pumpkin seeds.  Not only do the animals not appreciate it if you throw seeds at them, but I will have to go inside the crocodile exhibit and clean up the mess you made before it rots and makes the animals sick. 

Those sharp, conical teeth on our crocodiles are not good for eating pumpkin seeds, but they are good for eating zookeepers, so I would like to cordially request that you go do something more constructive with your time than throwing things in our croc exhibit.  Like playing on the freeway. 

No love,

An annoyed zookeeper

Current Mood: annoyed annoyed

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persiancafe From: persiancafe Date: July 23rd, 2008 12:36 am (UTC) (Link)
"Those sharp, conical teeth on our crocodiles are not good for eating pumpkin seeds, but they are good for eating zookeepers"
and even better for eating visitors.
Not that I have ever like... imagined that occurring or anything. *whistles*

Why the hell did people have pumpkin seeds anyway!? I can see like, around Halloween-time, but in the middle of summer? Seems quite random.
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